My students dubbed me
SMOL (small and adorable),
short is my superpower.
Don’t call on me for painting ceilings,
but skirting boards, I’m your gal,
no back-breaking but a great bum shuffle.
When I am the grateful recipient of a lift
I require no seat adjustment,
look I have acres of room.
At concerts I am pushed to the front,
hold my hand I’ll take you with me,
dodge and weave, thank you, thank you.
Paying adult prices for adult shoes?
I don’t think so and by happy chance,
I love unicorns, rainbows, and butterflies.
Should we get intimate, close, and cosy,
you bet I make a great little spoon,
I warn you now though I snore, and hog covers.
It’s often been said, great things come
in small packages (like arsenic)
I will always lend a hand with irksome issues.