So disinterested in my topic, I couldn’t even craft my own words, so instead I have harvested a found poem from a Guardian article comments section on why girls don’t like football. Any original contributions are in square parentheses. I’ve included a link to the guardian article.
“Why don’t girls like football”
I couldn’t give a monkeys about football.
[a gallant male jumps into mansplain –
on queries about why women shun the beautiful game].
It's sad to get excited about 21 men
kicking an inflated pig's gut
around a couple of times a week.
Did nobody explain the offside rule when I was 3?
Footie is dominated by the Geezers.
I'd say it’s all dahn to conditioning.
Funny ole game, life, innit?
I would rather watch paint dry
than see (or play) [or write a poem about] a football match.