The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarrassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.
Terry Pratchett Soul Music
Embarrassing Problems
Perusing the aisles
in Tesco. Aerosol or
roll on? The hissing
serpents wheeze when particles
are sprayed, a toxic hazard.
Trolley boys duck and
cover, so potential for
five fingered discount!
Emboldened, sinful serpents
Indicate Sure Cotton Dry.
Medusa, ponders
the problems of single-use
plastics and wonders
how hard it might be to make
your own? Vows to Google search.
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