Monday, 19 April 2021

#shakespereanrant #NaPoWriMo2021 #day19

Shakespearean rant

Oh thou withered kidneyed vile worm.
There is a crime against language,
a most misused and mangled utterance in our mother tongue.
To use in the modern parlance...
When I hear it all I can conceive is
that thou are an unmuzzled beer-witted incontinent harlot.
I dunno why it just really boils my piss.

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