#NaPoWriMo2024 #day30 #medusaatthesalon

Medusa at the salon

The debate raged

on social media

would you rather

your daughter

was alone in the woods

with a man or bear?

 

In the salon

they turn to me

no-one looks me

in the eye of course,

but my advice to women

be more terrifying…

 

then either.

 

#napowrimo2024 #day29 #albatross

More likely to ask

does it come with waifers? 

It's not that I diss Swift,

I'm just more metal than pop,

I prefer dropping rhymes 

with cursed mariners.

A Coleridge Cutie - 

rather than Sweetheart Swiftie.