Tuesday, 7 April 2020

NaPoWriMo 2020, Day 7, Muddying The Waters


Cocaine Hippos

Drug lords legacy, 
breeding exponentially.
Invasive species,
for pollution were blamed, now
eco-engineers proclaimed.

Prompt: Write a poem on an odd news story.

It's a tiny Tanka as I've had a bit of a headache.  

Read more about Cocaine Hippos here

Monday, 6 April 2020

NaPoWriMo 2020, Day 6: The 500-Year-Old Butt Song from Hell




Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights
Photo via: Wikimedia

I was a failed rock god in my prior life.
I could flatter pretty women.
But I was talking out my butt.
I'm not sure what offended the Gods?
My impropriety, my callousness or lack of anything actual resembling talent?

No doubt they think it's funny.
Crushing me with this heavy arsed lute.
While tattooing sheet music on my buns.
I fail to see the humour, I might have tooted my own horn.
Claiming credit that wasn't mine, is that really a sin?

It's true I was a joke as both a man and a musician.
However, if you think the tunes good, I will acknowledge it as my own original masterpiece.
Proudly play up audience about my struggle for my art.
Phonenix laughs last she always saw me as an arsehole.

This was the prompt that kept on giving.  Oklahoma Christian University student Amelia Hamrick  transcribed and recorded the music written on the derrière of a tortured soul crushed by a lut in Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights.


Today’s (optional) prompt is ekphrastic in nature – but rather particular! Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem from the point of view of one person/animal/thing from Hieronymous Bosch’s famous (and famously bizarre) triptych The Garden of Earthly Delights. 

Sunday, 5 April 2020

NaPoWriMo2020, Day 5 Victor's Memoirs






Guinea pigs are intrepid explorers
Smol but mighty.
Stroke their furry pear bums.
Battle wheeking as the fridge door opens.
Noses twitching adventure sniffing, mainly hay and nug nugs.
See them bravely run away like old soldiers.
Tasting greasy like duck (according to Sue)
I always suspected they would taste of squirming terror.

Victor, is a guinea pig. He has a Russian accent. He doesn’t like to range far from home.

Donald Trump is a tosser. Twitter is his mouthpiece ergo he is a big dumb bird.
There are big lumps of pig in this kefir.
The courteous arrow of his modesty, well-aimed but never hitting the mark, flies crooked and askew.

Victor had made his living as a toupee stand-in for the 45th, though granted political amnesty and indefinite leave to remain.
His handler, Queenie, keeps him safe in her bosom.
She will scribe his memoirs.  They will shock the world, like angry custard.
You, gentle reader, will quiver in your palm tree.
C’est juste la façon dont il est
My lap top shivers in anticipation.
The recalcitrant bolt falls at my feet.

Saturday, 4 April 2020

NaPowWriMo Day 4 A Woman's Work


A Woman's Work

I dreamt that all the Music department
lived in a shared house.
It seemed a hopping bachelor pad,
which is odd as I know most are married.
But this is a dream and the office
often seems like a frat house.
When I joined the team, colleague? House mother? Who knows?
They welcomed me but warned ominously...
"Don't look in the box".
Women historically have issues,
both with curiosity and boxes.
It was an innocent looking, stout brown ottoman, for blankets I guessed or dirty linens.
Nothing of interest could possibly lie within.
But, women, boxes, curiosity, itching.
Nothing will do but to scratch, so I flip the lid.
I'm surprised to find the corpse of a cheerleader.
Grey skin clashes with her shiny plastic purple pom poms.
Though I had opened the lid silently.
It seems that tresspases are clamarous.
Above the lid of the box I see they've gathered, nervously waiting my reaction.
Before I can respond, Karl interjects, "We didn't kill her she just died here".
I'm not sure if I am meant to be comforted that it's only a dead girl not a murdered girl.
"Why didn't you report it". I choke the words out.
Ian explains, "We all thought someone would do it, but no one did it, then it had been undone for so long it seemed too late to do anything".
Not sure I follow the logic, but before I can say anything. Ian adds.
"Now your here maybe you can deal with it".
The scenes cuts to me, burying ottoman, girl, pom poms and all in the backgarden. 
I then plant over with petunias.
Pondering why women take on all the emotional labour in the workplace.

Friday, 3 April 2020

NaPoWriMo Day 3 The Wilding Mother / The Smothered Mother


The Wilding Mother

Full figured woman clasps her femininity
Inspires us all to us to create an affinity
With all that is wild and free in our nature
Chisel our paths like a slow-moving glacier
Creativity she inspires us to nurture
Compassion unearthed as we search for
The unconditional love she offers in abundance
She bowls us over despite our reluctance
Overwhelmed with her beauty
Protecting Gaia is our sacred duty


The Smothered Mother

Too little respect testifies our negligence
Profit over planet shows a lack of intelligence
Choking the earth until each field is barren
Too many hunters led to white heron
Greed is the cause of all this disharmony
We’ve pimped out the globe for cheap harlotry 
Pointing fingers is useless as is endless quarrel
As the fate of the world hangs over a barrel 
Disconnection and inaction are the difficulty
Mother lead us back to loving you unconditionally

Today's NaPoWriMo prompt asks us use of the resource for the day Rhymzone. First, make a list of ten words. You can generate this list however you’d like – pull a book  off the shelf and find ten words you like, name ten things you can see from where you’re sitting, etc. Now, for each word, use Rhymezone to identify two to four similar-sounding or rhyming words. For example, if my word is “salt,” my similar words might be “belt,” “silt,” “sailed,” and “sell-out.”

I used the Empress tarot card for inspiration looking at the key words associated with the card in upright and reversed positions. and tried to use true rhymes for the upright position and near rhymes for the reversed position.  

Thursday, 2 April 2020

NaPoWriMo 2020 - Day 2

The prompt today was to “write a poem about a specific place"

Living in the living room

In the living room we're prone
Isolated but not alone
Casual glances at our phones
Day time telly softly drones

At the backdoor dad wistfully stares
Pear trees blossoms yet to bear
Tumbler dries our underwear
Lu's caught in sleeps gentle snare

On my phone I'm gently tapping
Poems while my husbands napping
No strangers at our door are rapping
Thankfully, no ravens flapping

Wednesday, 1 April 2020

NaPoWriMo 2020 - Day 1



Baking Vegan Lemon Drizzle Cake
(In the time of Corona)


Pre heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6.
Oil a 1lb loaf tin and line it with baking parchment.
Mix the flour, sugar, baking powder and lemon zest in a bowl…

Shit no lemons in the fruit bowl.
Over ripe bananas chide me.
“Waste not want not in times of Corona”.

Imagining the war time spirit of my Nana’s.
Who’d counsel when life gives you no lemons, make no drizzle,
Or you can’t cry over un-spilled juice.

Instead I make banana bread
With chocolate chips, comfort, frugality and making do.
All in one loaf tin.